R E D C L A D L O O N
LOON DROPPINGS, Vol. 2:
Since I was in Nevada to watch the Huskers mix it up with the Domers on
Saturday, I decided to put down $20 on the over/under for the Big Game. But
I'm not sure whether I won my bet or not, because there were bunches of overs
AND unders in this one. For starters, there was NU's underwhelming special
teams play, which was exploited by a motivated group of underdogs. Plus, the
underproduction by the Husker offense in the fourth quarter nearly left NU's
title hopes trampled underfoot. But at the same time, Notre Dame Stadium was
over-run by Red Clad Loons, who were hoping to see Dame get overpowered by
the hulking Huskers. And, of course, the Big Red had to work overtime to get
the win, leaving some to wonder if NU's a tad bit over-rated. A few takes: MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Figuring that field position would be a key factor in
this game, it was particularly comforting at the start of the telecast to see
No. 17, senior thunderfoot Dan Hadenfeldt, suited up after serving a one-game
NCAA suspension. Dan saw some significant playing time, too, in getting off
seven punts for a 41.7 yard average, handling NU's kickoff duties, and also
serving as the final red-and-white fencepost for ND's return men to whiz past
on their way to that backslash-filled end zone. I'm not sure if it was the
natural grass surface, the Luck of the Irish, the ghost of Lou Holtz, El Nino
or what, but for most of the day the Husker coverage guys looked slower than
an underwater tai chi lesson. Great job, guys, in nearly snatching defeat out
of the clutches of victory. SHAM-ROCKED: As downright wicked as ND's return game was, their offense
looked, um, Erin-Go-Blah. Naturally, that is to the credit of the
Blackshirts. While the Irish amassed nearly 200 yards on the ground, most of
it on broken plays, in the end Battle & Co. were about as effective as a
skeeter bite on a Sherman Tank. The final, valiant play by the 'Shirts --
Jeremy Slechta's quarterback sack inside the 10-yard-line -- made for a Dizzy
Arnaz, too. Hail to the Blackshirts: All told, they gave up a grand total of
10 points against the Domers, which is not too shabby for being the team's
supposed weakness after week one. Footnote: SJSU's Deonce Whitaker ran for
about four and a half miles against Stanford on Saturday. THANK HEAVEN FOR SEVEN: Long after the final Armchair Solich finishes
ranting, the reason Nebraska won this game will remain starkly clear:
Nebraska has Eric Crouch, and Notre Dame does not. The Cornhuskers' first
touchdown, a 62-yard play in which the Irish defense opened up like the bomb
bay doors on the Enola Gay, was vintage Crouch. And though the overtime
period was about as nerve-wracking as a Kosovar grocery run, Eric The Red was
coolly operating the Big Red Machine to the winning score. His third-down
toss to Tracey Wistrom for a first-and-ten is, to date, the biggest pass
Crouch has ever completed. And finally, he made that game-ending whisk around
left end look easy. Game ball to No. 7 -- a big-time performance by a
big-time player. MICRO-PHONIES: I'm told NBC's usual Notre Dame color man was in Sydney,
Australia, on Saturday getting ready for some insignificant sporting event,
so that meant former LA Rams quarterback Pat Haden manned the analyst's
microphone for the Peacock in South Bend. Now, Pat had plenty of good things
to say about Nebraska, but his blarney-filled praise was about as sincere as
the customer service at The Gap. Methinks the glad-handing Pat, in hopes of
an Irish triumph, was merely trying to portray NU as the unbeatable foe so an
Irish upset would seem even more magical. What do you expect from a guy who
took over the Rams team that former Husker Vince Ferragamo had led to the
Super Bowl and proceeded to turn them into Ball State? POWER PAC: What a difference a year makes. Last year, being the champion of
the Pac-10 was a lot like being the valedictorian of a summer shop class. But
in Y2K, there's been nothing pacific about the guys out west. Asamatterafact,
they've been downright nasty during out-of-conference play. The Washington
Huskies, despite having Rick Neuheisel as their coach, embarrassed Miami on
Saturday even more than the Canes' ungodly new uniforms could. Meanwhile,
USC's last-second win against an all-white-clad Colorado Buffaloes team --
jeez, is CU ever going to learn that dumb clothing gimmicks don't help you
tackle or catch passes -- provided the Pac-10 yet another visible win for the
nation's review. The Bluffs wasted a 150-yard day by freshman phenom Marcus
Houston in falling to 0-2, and it doesn't get any easier for Gary Barnett's
smartasses to Nebraska's western border: The Huskies come to town for the
Second Annual Skippy Bowl next week. THE BOTTOM LINE: Had you talked to most Loons before the Notre Dame game,
they probably would've figured the hosts had a snowball's chance in hell in
giving NU a serious run for its money. But the nation's most prolific
parochial school whipped up an effort of biblical proportions, and Davie
nearly knocked off Goliath. Though the Red Sea was parted on occasion
Saturday, the only revelation that needs to be taken from this one is that
the Cornhuskers are now 2-0 with a tough road win. Now there's an extra week
to analyze the game -- you just know there will be a few sermons in the film
room -- and to prepare for lowly Iowa, which frankly could use some Divine
Providence to be competitive in Lincoln on Sept. 23. The Hawkeyes are
supposedly better than they were when Nebraska ripped them apart like a bunch
of lepers in Iowa City a year ago, but that's not saying a whole lot, now is
it? The Hawks are dead ducks. Huskers 50, Iowegia 7. ==STEVE==
Nebraska 27, Notre Dame 24 - OT
9/9/00
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